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Dwarves are all the rage at the minute. No longer content with being confined to 1980s fantasy movies they’re smashing their way back on to television in a big way – no pun intended. First came Channel 4′s Seven Dwarves a reality show about pantomime’s favourite little people and now there’s Ricky Gervais’ hilarious new hit […]
October 30, 2011
Watching An Idiot Abroad made me recall an interesting little ditty from my time in Egypt. I was visiting some temple or another when a ‘local’ beckoned me over to him. As I approached he bent down and began to unscrew some bars that were preventing entry into a mysterious looking tunnel. He then turned to […]
October 9, 2011
In hundreds of years Karl Pilkington will be regarded as one of the greatest minds of his generation. People will be buying their little Pilkington statues and rubbing his perfectly spherical head for luck, like he was a modern day Buddha. Everything that comes out of his mouth is incredibly profound. Such gems as “Am […]
October 3, 2011
Jeana has asked me on several occasions about my new work colleagues. When I reply that I don’t know much about them, or rather just haven’t been bothered to ask, she questions “Why don’t you want to make any new work friends?”. The answer is simple – there just isn’t enough MaasP to go around. […]
November 24, 2011
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