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I’ve been trying to get back into writing my personal blog for ages now but I’m finding it really difficult. You see for the majority of the year I’ve been writing for a few more websites than I’m used to and thus have become accustomed to writing in a certain way and this has meant […]
April 26, 2012
Let me go on record by saying that I hate public transport. Sure, I’ve become relatively desensitised to it as long as I’m making a familiar trip, but on the whole I hate it. Do you know why? I’ll tell you – it contains THE PUBLIC! Those of you that know me will be more […]
April 21, 2012
If you ever visit my house you’ll here many bizarre exclamations from the various inhabitants. The strangest I’ve heard in a while however was Jeana’s “The sausage is alive” shout which just bellowed from within the kitchen. Of course, I can only imagine what she means by this. Sure, she’s cooking sausages for tea, but […]
April 13, 2012
Anyone remember Bernard’s Watch? If you answered no then you obviously weren’t part of the generation of kids who were raised by their kind Uncle TV back in the ’90′s. Amongst the televisiual gems – which included Woof, a show about a ginger kid who was also a dog, and The Riddlers, a weird mix of live […]
February 12, 2012
Yesterday I went to Poundland in the Doncaster Frenchgate Centre to buy six cans of Dr Pepper. What should have been a simple exercise in parting ways with £1 of my money turned into an nightmarish ordeal of Orwellian proportions. So, there I was in Poundland with my shopping basket over my arm struggling to get hold of the […]
January 4, 2012
If you haven’t noticed it’s raining outside. It’s also very, very windy. Wet and windy coupled with the promise of certain Armageddon in the next 12 months is a rather foreboding prospect. It also means something far, far worse … wet jeans syndrome. You see, I only have jeans clean to wear for work tomorrow […]
January 1, 2012
Have you ever had a ride on a Moped? Y’know, those low-powered motorcycles that are so uncool you don’t even need a proper licence to drive one?. Well, someone once told me that as fun as they are to ride you’d never actually want any of your friends to see you on one. With that […]
December 23, 2011
Warning: The following blog contains rude words and may cause nightmares. Today I caught a man masturbating behind a pillar in my place of work. I know some people think Christmas is a bit wank but that was just taking it a little bit too far. The worst part of it (no pun intended) was […]
December 18, 2011
It has come to my attention that my beautiful other half may in fact have a God complex. I mean, she plays an awful lot of the turn-based strategy games where you rule an empire and blow the shit out of your opponents if they get in your way. She delights in trouncing weaker nations […]
August 20, 2012
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