Have you ever had a ride on a Moped? Y’know, those low-powered motorcycles that are so uncool you don’t even need a proper licence to drive one?. Well, someone once told me that as fun as they are to ride you’d never actually want any of your friends to see you on one. With that in mind myself and some of my work colleagues have taken it upon ourselves to create a list. A list that will live on in infamy for all time (or a few months). That list is called THE MOPED LIST.
The premise of the list is quite simple. Much like the aforementioned embarrassing mode of transport the list is made up of famous women who you would want to sleep with but never tell anyone about, despite their levels of fame and or fortune. Hence the name of the list.
An example would be ex-WWE/TNA wrestler turned sex tape star Joanie ‘Chyna’ Laurer. I don’t mean the pre-surgery version, with it’s Bruce Campbell style jawline and Schwarzenegger pecs, Hell no! That would be a completely different kind of list all together – I’m talking about the more feminine, MASSIVE chested version that won the WWF Intercontinental Championship from Jeff Jarrett many moons ago and even posed for Playboy.
You can see where I’m coming from, right?
The only rule is that no one can negate anyone else’s entry, regardless of how vile or bizarre the choice. Needless to say this has revealed most of my co-workers to be sick, twisted individuals with a penchant for old women – but far be it for me to violate the only rule of the list.
So who would make it onto your Moped List? Any and all comments welcomed.